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Best Ways to Diffuse On-Camera Flash for Wedding Reception Photos

So you’re shooting your first wedding reception in a dark room and you don’t know how to use off-camera flash, and your on-camera flash is too harsh. You’re not certain how to take good photos in with just that on-camera flash. You’re nervous. You’re scared. But you shouldn’t be. We’re going to list the things we use to diffuse on-camera flash and soften up that light.

3/13/2023

The Best Nikon Camera for Wedding Photography in 2023

Last week we polled 1000 Nikon wedding photographers to see what their go to Nikon camera is when it’s time to capture a wedding! Photographers from 6 different continents (fuck Antartica) all responded and the results are astounding. So buckle up and prepare to dive into this list of the best Nikon Cameras for Wedding Photography!

3/7/2023

Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Meme

In 2020 Netflix and Aunty Donna dropped the glorious Aunty Donna’s Big Ol’ House of Fun. It was 6 episodes of pure bliss and laughter. If you’ve watched it, then you already know. Since then a number of fantastic memes have been made from the show, but following on this page is by far our favorite meme. So we appended a bunch of different stuff to it for wedding photographers to enjoy. If you know, you know. If you don’t know watch episode 6 of Aunty Donna’s Big Ol’ House of Fun. You won’t regret it.

6/3/2022

US Wedding Photographers Know How to Party this Labor Day!

We tracked down several US wedding photographers to see how they’re celebrating this national holiday! Hang on to your butts, because these photographers know how to party!

9/6/2021

Seattle Photographer Admits He Doesn't Believe in Monography

A Seattle photographer has come forward admitting he doesn’t believe in monography. Jeffrey Dunbar, a local Seattle photographer, has taken a hard stance for polygraphy. Dunbar claims photographers weren’t created to be married to one photograph and have that one photograph define their life. In a statement to the press Dunbar said, “I tell all of my photos that I will be taking many more photos. I don’t want any of them to be surprised when I go out the next day to satisfy my needs by taking another photo. There’s room in this relationship for as many photographs as will have me and I love each and every one of them.”

9/2/2021

Journey to the Center of the Earth with George Lucas and Elon Musk

George Lucas and Elon Musk announced today that they’ll be undertaking a joint venture to burrow to the center of the earth and record what they find there. People are baffled by why two men whose names seem synonymous with space would be interested in exploring the depths of our earth. We reached to Lucas and Musk for comment on the situation.

5/4/2021

Greta Thunberg Begs Videographers to Stop Using the Canon R5

Greta Thunberg shocked the videography world today when she begged and pleaded with Canon videographers to stop shooting 8K video with their Canon EOS R5 cameras. Thunberg cited the R5 as being the second biggest contributing factor to global warming, right after cryptocurrency miners using ASICs. In the wake of this startling revelation you’d hope to see videographers across the globe announcing that they’ll be leaving Canon for Sony, Nikon, or Fujifilm, all camera brands known for staying cool during use. However, what we’ve seen across the internet since this startling news is Canon videographers asking questions about how they can use their R5 to mine bitcoin.

4/20/2021

Five Canon R5 Photographers Give Their Opinion on the Sony Alpha 1

We gave five Canon R5 Photographers the new Sony Alpha 1 to get their opinion on how it stacks up to the competition. After a month of testing, we checked in to see what they thought. Their thoughts on the Sony Alpha 1 and the Canon EOS R5 may surprise you.

4/1/2021

This One Cool Trick To Taking Photos

If you’re new to photography, you might be looking around at a lot of professional photographers and wondering how they take their photos. Until now, the pros have been reluctant to share their secrets with new photographers. Why? Because they don’t want you to know how easy it is to take photographs just like they do.

12/30/2020

Wisconsin Photographer Burns Down Airstream With Canon R5

Wisconsin photographer Jeannette LePaul burned down her Airstream trailer this week. She was using a Canon R5 to livestream her editing process in 8K. 15 minutes into the livestream she started sweating profusely. At 45 minutes into the livestream she stripped down to just a sports bra and yoga pants and began drinking lots of water. At one hour into the livestream she noted through her sweat that her camera and tripod had begun to glow read. Shortly after the camera began to sink and the HDMI cord leading from the camera to the computer seemed to catch fire moments before the livestream cut out. Concerned viewers called 911. A matter of minutes later the fire department arrived to find Jeannette emerging from a flame engulfed Airstream trailer with a glowing red R5 cradled lovingly between two oven mitts.

12/27/2020